My Hetalia Life

Your name: Germany
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Your best friend is Monaco
You have a crush on Norway
You hate Sealand
You get bullied by Latvia <--lol I must be a wimp! XP
You're scared of Austria <--lolwut?
The person who has a crush on you is Prussia <-- >:3
The person who hates you is Monaco <--then why are we best friends???
You're scared of Russia <--well, no sh*t Sherlock...
You get a confession from Sweden <--wtf?
But you go out with Belgium
And you break this person's heart: New Zealand
You have a one night stand with Belgium <--didn't we already date?
Which leads to a fist fight with Finland <--didn't know you felt that way, Finland!
Chances of you winning
49% <--I'm pwn'd by Santa, apparently...
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Everyone graduates but Romano <--poor Romano...
You marry Italy <--YAYS!!!
This person starts arguing with you: Seychelles
You're helped out of the argument by Belarus <--O_o
And then have an affair with Italy <--wait, wut? affair? but we're married!
You get caught by Romano <--figures...
The chances of them telling
100% <--It's not an affair, technically, so why tell?
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Your spouse finds out, they feel Horny <--Ummm... ok?
You get divorced, you move in with Monaco <--thought they hated me?
Chances of a one night stand
9%
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You then move in with Italy
Who Takes care of you <--aww... and I get pastaaa! XD
You start having feelings for Monaco <--wut?
You get another confession from Taiwan
You say no, they go out with New Zealand
You get ambushed by Russia <--NO! I WON'T BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
And then glomped by Hungary <--Yay?
You're drunk, and you kiss Norway
How much they liked it
66%
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You suddenly have a huge war against Liechenstein <--lolwut?
Chances of you winning
65%
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You later remarry Italy <--Wow. He sure does keep coming back to me...
How happy you two are
86%
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Death by Death Note
The only person to not go to your funeral is Denmark
The mastermind behind your death is Cuba <--Cuba is Kira? wtf?!
The person who's the most devastated that you died Denmark <--then why not come to the funeral?
The person who's the happiest that you died is New Zealand
The person who goes to the funeral for food is England <--just to get away from his own food. lol
The person who gets all your stuff is Spain <--Romano must've used his mafia influence...
Who you'll haunt from beyond the grave Canada <--Who?